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The Affirmative Command for the
Presently Junior Year Male Asian Student Who Now Lives in Washington State,
U.S., and Was Granted by His Mother and Father the Name Jonathan Hwang to be
More Attentive in His Third Year Latin Foreign Language Classroom Managed by
One Mr. David Partridge, an Old Feeble Man with Glasses and Whitish-Gray
Hair, Who Enjoys Going to Weekend-Long Dance Parties in Saratoga, a Town in
Which the Soldiers of the American Revolution Formerly Practiced Their
Fighting Styles and Techniques (Quite Possibly Two-Handed Broad Swording)
and Went on to Fight Gen. Cornwallis, of His Majesty’s Fighting Fleet, Who,
Unfortunately Could Not Live up to Their Name, and Succumbed to the
Two-Handed Broad Sworders of Saratoga, at Yorktown, Virginia, Just Like
Hwang, Two Weeks Ago, Succumbed to a Whimpering Bottle Of Beer, An Alcoholic
Beverage, Made from Barley and Hops, Which Usually Contains an Alcohol
Percentage of About 6, Of Course it Wouldn’t, if it Weren’t for the Percent
Symbol, Which Originated From a Mere Number One Hundred Twisted About, in a
Twisted Manner, Sort of like the Acacia, Tree, Which is Most Often Located
in the Serengeti Plains of Africa, The Birthplace of Most Ancestors of
Yesterday’s Future’s Urban Milkmen.
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