Walrus (a tribute to authority)


We go to school, on a big bus,
We cannot wear hats, we cannot cuss.

We come inside, as quiet as mice,
We cant fool around, or even roll dice!

Writing on desks, making a mess, talking aloud, are all forbidden,
Bagel orgies to replace field-trips, no privileges are given.

Look up the hall, look down the hall, “haha” that kids really dumb,
Oops i just got in trouble, for making fun of someone.


Chorus:
All these rules, we must follow in school,
Are made by a giant, blubbering fool [WALRUS!] <-- gay voice
He’s big, he’s round, he cant get an erection,
Holy shit, he just kicked my friend out of the election!


That’s it, I’m tired, I’m bored, I’ve had enough,
I walk outta class, damn i get a cut.

A condom on the wall, a chain of pins,
When i see him in the hall, all i get are grins.

Look at that kid, his shirt is too short,
Getting a detention, is his final resort.

Eating food, drinking drinks, having candy, chewing gum,
All these habits, are constantly shunned.


(Chorus)


I lose my cover, my book loses binding,
The only compensation, is a massive fining.

I get a Saturday, cause I’m late to class,
I don’t really care, you can kiss my ass.

I have a walkman, I start to groove,
It gets taken away, what does that prove?

Simply wearing a hat, not standing to a flag,
These major disrespects, are not to be had.


(Chorus)