The Affirmative Command for the Presently Junior Year Male Asian Student Who Now Lives in Washington State, U.S., and Was Granted by His Mother and Father the Name Jonathan Hwang to be More Attentive in His Third Year Latin Foreign Language Classroom Managed by One Mr. David Partridge, an Old Feeble Man with Glasses and Whitish-Gray Hair, Who Enjoys Going to Weekend-Long Dance Parties in Saratoga, a Town in Which the Soldiers of the American Revolution Formerly Practiced Their Fighting Styles and Techniques (Quite Possibly Two-Handed Broad Swording) and Went on to Fight Gen. Cornwallis, of His Majesty’s Fighting Fleet, Who, Unfortunately Could Not Live up to Their Name, and Succumbed to the Two-Handed Broad Sworders of Saratoga, at Yorktown, Virginia, Just Like Hwang, Two Weeks Ago, Succumbed to a Whimpering Bottle Of Beer, An Alcoholic Beverage, Made from Barley and Hops, Which Usually Contains an Alcohol Percentage of About 6, Of Course it Wouldn’t, if it Weren’t for the Percent Symbol, Which Originated From a Mere Number One Hundred Twisted About, in a Twisted Manner, Sort of like the Acacia, Tree, Which is Most Often Located in the Serengeti Plains of Africa, The Birthplace of Most Ancestors of Yesterday’s Future’s Urban Milkmen.
                                                                            (Hwang Pay Attention)


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"Hwang, Pay Attention" - Drunk at the Barrecchia's
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Tabbed By : Jizzy James

This is a classic Drunk at the Barrecchia's song, really festive. It took me a while to tab, because
it's so intricate. Enjoy...

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro: (after "Hwang? You best pay attention...")
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----7--7--7--7--5----5---------------5--------------------------------|
A|------------------------------5----5--------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


Verse: # X3
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------7---------7--5--7---------7---------7--5--7---------------|
E|----0--0-----0--0-------------0--0-----0--0--------------------------|

G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------7--7--7--7--5----5---------------5---|
A|-----------7---------7--5--7----------------------------5----5---------|
E|----0--0-----0--0-------------------------------------------------------|


Chorus:
G|----7----5-----------------------7----5---------------------------------|
D|----------------7----5-----------------------7----5---------------------|
A|-------------------------8--5-------------------------8--5--------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|----7----5---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------7----5---------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------8--5--7-----------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


Chorus / Outro:
G|----7----5-----------------------7----5---------------------------------|
D|----------------7----5-----------------------7----5---------------------|
A|-------------------------8--5-------------------------8--5--------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|----7----5---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------7----5---------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------8--5--7--------7-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


Order:

Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus / Outro


| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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